good luck getting the kids to eat their vegetables now

24 Feb

“When I saw it was a snake’s head I just threw it down and called my kids and said I got a snake head in the green beans, everybody said ‘oh lord, you got a snake head in the green beans’…”

Yep, a woman prone to run-on sentences found a “snake head” in her green beans.

The bean company claims they are “not responsible for the accident” and are “denying liability”. And, best of all, they claim it was a frog, and not a snake head at all.

Apparently, this is an important distiction.

Based on photographic evidence, I tend to agree, this is anura, not serpentes:

get this monkey fighting snake, err, frog-toad thing, out of these monday-to-friday beans!

hiss! ribbit.

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