the best festival bill ever
For many of you, today begins the last full work week before a Christmas/Holiday/Solstice/Yule/etc break of variable length. As stressful as I generally find the holidays, I’m still looking forward to the break. This means that the next five days will plod along very, very slowly.
Given this situation, I believe we all could use a laugh. The bits of cup ramen I just wiped off of my computer monitor (the result of a stifled laugh at my work desk – the nose, it burns!) attest to the healing power that is The Onion AV Club’s “worst band names of ’07” feature.
I dare you to deny the genius inherent in “Those F**king Unicorns”, “The Cornish Gay Men”, “Dance Me Pregnant”, or “Count Dracula’s Weed Smuggling Jam Engine”.
Nobody better touch “Johnny Freon and the Reef Ridge Aerators” though – someday, I’m going to start an electric bluegrass funk band.
