an alarmingly accurate portrait
03 Apr
After America watched (some of us, anyway – I gave up after VCU was eliminated) the 2012 NCAA tournament come to a close on Monday, I only now find a “joke bracket” that I like (to be fair, it appears to have been posted on Sunday).
The 2012 iNternet diCkbAg chAmpionship tournament, featuring such conference powerhouse match-ups as:
- Guy Who Scornfully Shits All Over Anything That Is Popular vs. Guy Who Thinks He Is Super Brave And Hip For Liking Popular Things!
- Woman Who Believes That If She Constantly Updates Her “Oenophile” Blog No One Will Notice That She’s A Sloppy Drunk vs. Guy Who Has Written 28,000 Words On Hundreds Of Identical-Tasting Potato Chips!!
- Woman Who Isn’t Racist But vs. Guy Who Doesn’t Hate Gays He Is Just Saying That’s All!!!
- Guy Who Gets An Erection At The Mention Of The Apple OS vs. Guy Who Says There’s No Reason To Say That PCs Are Inferior Just Because They Crash A Lot And Are Buggy And Don’t Work Very Well!!!!
I’ve met most of these people online over the years. Heck, I probably have been some of these people at one time or another. In any case, I got a bit of a laugh out of it.
