bananas and traffic lights
29 Aug
Once upon a time, the dear, departed Mitch Hedberg graced us with the following wisdom:
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at…
Today, in answer to that last question, I can say…Kroger. I got them at Kroger.
They’re tasty, too. Hat tip to my kid for pointing this out to me; I was slow on the joke…
