because, I guess, someone had to
Comics blogger Chris Sims, as part of his gig with Comics Alliance, drew the short straw and ended up being the CA staff writer tasked with reviewing Breaking Dawn, part 1, the latest entry in the Twilight film series.
The movie? unsurprisingly terrible. The review? Comedy Gold:
Once he has turned into a wolf and run up to Canada for a while, it’s time for Edward and Bella’s wedding, as organized by what appears to be an extremely sexy Vulcan named Alice. All of this is pretty much explicitly stated to be building up to Edward and Bella finally having sex, which they have of course saved until after their wedding because, you know, you always want your necrophilia to be fully sanctioned in the eyes of the Lord.
Yes, you want to go and read this review, and it’s seventeen(!) footnotes, right now, because the several thousand words I didn’t quote are even better than the snippet above.
