23 Oct
once again, as the spam folder fills up, I recycle the contents into *art*, or something thereabouts. The poems below, as always, are actual extracts from the spam comments this blog receives, arranged according to my whim. Occasionally, I hit on some deep stuff, addressing such varied topics as: correspondence: hello iam Lian your site […]
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29 Sep
Quickly following up on the previous post, I have gotten yet more “promising” news claiming all my stuff will be done and settled by the end of the day. We shall see.
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06 Apr
other than this is probably the best thing ever:
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24 Mar
I just thought you should know.
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22 Feb
As I may have mentioned in the past, while I post a a fair bit the social networking site that uses the big F as it’s logo*, I tend to keep a lot of “personal” information (such as place of residence, job, and relationship status) vague at best in the profile section, as I’m a […]
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18 Oct
…courtesy of somebody named thebump on adequate man: I’m almost forty, and from what I can tell so far life is essentially just an endless series of moments where you realize “I was really fucking stupid five years ago.” ayup.
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13 Sep
Rather than just dumping the spam folder out of hand every couple of weeks, sometimes I like to pore through it and get…creative. The short poems below are taken directly from text included in spam comments; I’ve mixed and matched and assembled, though I haven’t added any words; it’s directly out of the spam pile […]
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08 Dec
Once again, my spam folder becomes full, so rather than just purging it, I recycle by grabbing choice bits of word salad and create ART. Sadly, there were fewer options this time; a good 85 percent of the 900 odd entries were the same list of questionable sales sites for knockoff designer bags for “black […]
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17 Nov
This showed up on my work computer this morning. I think somebody may have dropped the ball.
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