against all odds, she’s back

07
Sep

I got a strange text message today around lunchtime from a pet microchip company. It told me that my pet has been found, and included a phone number for a vet’s office about twenty miles south of my house.

Lady Sif, the kitten we rescued from a storm drain near a friend’s house, disappeared four summers ago. We’d done all the right things: contacting the local animal shelters, getting on the local social media groups, posting signs…all that stuff. But we got nothing; after about six months, we gave up; the small calico cat we’d all loved was gone.

Until today.

While I was spending hours wracking my brain writing a business case for a requirement I barely had any experience with for work, my lovely spouse called the number, and things sounded promising, so she took a drive down to the office, and sure enough, it was her, with a few interesting scars and an allergy exaggerated by a flea infestation.

And now Lady Sif is home.

Four years later, she’s back with us, and for the last few hours, she’s been glued to my side, purring up a storm. Half her life away from us, and it’s like she never got lost; my friend is home.

It’ll be a little weird – I’ve got five cats again, and only one of the other four was here when she disappeared, but they’ll figure it out. Today was, as you might imagine, pretty emotional.

But I’m really glad she’s back. Microchip your pets, folks – it’s worth the effort.

She’s home.

so…dragoncon

31
Aug

Having gotten clear of the COVID business (it was relatively minor on my end), tomorrow morning I start heading south to spend the weekend in Atlanta playing shows with the Humdingers at DragonCon as part of the filk track.

This’ll be my sixth time heading into this particular breach; I won’t say that I’m not a little apprehensive about hanging out with around sixty thousand people for the weekend, but I’ve got a pile of KN-95 masks, and a bunch of fresh antibodies, and a merch table to hide behind when it gets too crazy.

As for where I’ll be if you’re braving things…

  • Thursday 8pm – Fresh Filks (part 1) – online here! – As I’ve done the last couple of years, I recorded a short solo set for the track’s streaming programming
  • Thursday 8:30pm – Geek Sea Shanties – Hyatt Hanover C/D/E – The Humdingers will likely contribute a bit to this one, which has become a bit of a tradition
  • Saturday, 5:30pm – Hyatt Hanover F/G – Blibbering Humdingers concert
  • Saturday 8:30pm – Hyatt Hanover C/D/E – Lord of the Rings show (group sing) – track participants write songs on a theme that gets voted on every year – the Humdingers will have a LotR themed song to contribute here
  • Sunday 8:30pm – Hyatt Hanover C/D/E – Blibbering Humdingers concert

Otherwise, we’ll likely be in the vicinity of our merch table in the Marriott (Marquee level), or enjoying the rest of our peers on the filk track (the schedule is here; lots of good stuff to enjoy).

I also know a guy who owns a meadery who’s actively peddling their wares in the con space, so be sure to check out any viking longships you see docked nearby…worth a look.

I’ve always enjoyed this particular adventure – I hope the tradition continues!

friday random elevenish: “worst. birthday. present. ever.” edition

26
Aug

So, on Tuesday, I turned 48 years old.

As I spend most of my time in this space lately (and in conversation with others, and in songwriting, etc…) ruminating about what middle-age feels like, I’ll leave it for now, and focus on the “gift” I received this year.

A positive COVID-19 test result.

I dodged it for over three years, which I suppose is an achievement in itself, but I guess it’s my turn. My lovely spouse and I both tested positive, which leads me to believe that our common exposure point was that theater show we went to on Friday, but who knows.

That show, by the way, was pretty neat – the band was a spot-on recreation, and we got a nice bonus of local hero/late 90s folk-rock sorta-was Kyle Davis opening things up (you might’ve heard this one at some point if you’re of age); which was a pleasant surprise from a musical history standpoint – he’s who I’d have been listening to in dive bars in college if I was down this way then instead of up north listening to the Badlees.

In any case, the symptoms started hitting us Monday; lightly for me, less lightly for her. We tested Tuesday morning as we suspected, and both came back clearly positive. I advised the friends we spent Saturday with (who haven’t reported issues so far), and we’ve been isolating in the bedroom and the office in the meantime; I worked Tuesday and Wednesday (mostly just dealing with a scratchy throat), though the “brain fog” hit Thursday, so I gave myself the day after mostly failing at writing coherent market research memos for an hour or two, and just kinda crashed and let the body repair itself, and maintaining semi-consciousness for the entire day was not a problem at all, even if I had been restless the previous two days.

I’m feeling much better this morning (as is she), so I’m finishing my forty cleaning up the week’s efforts and lining the last things up before Labor Day next weekend (after which I’ll start some bigger projects), and hoping that things get cleared up and I test negative so I don’t have to bow out of rock star adventures for the holiday break.

That said, having it kinda sucks; I’m definitely glad I’m vaxxed, boosted, and have continued to take precautions, because if we’d have gotten it earlier, it would have been a hell of a lot worse. Wear your mask, think twice about letting your guard down (believe me), and know that this isn’t over, and probably never will be, to be honest.

Dammit.

But, since it’s Friday, here are some tunes. All over the place, but kinda cool stuff (I’d never heard #1 before; it’s like Rush with more rough edges), and I dug it.

Stay safe, folks!

  1. “My Favourite Headache” – Geddy Lee
  2. “Amber” – The Residents
  3. “Moonlight Drive” – Blondie
  4. “Wild Cats of Kilkenny” – The Pogues
  5. “Super Stupid” – Funkadelic
  6. “Kingdom Come” – Sir Lord Baltimore
  7. “Smells Like Lemon, Tastes Like Wine” – Alan Price
  8. “Üdü wüdü” – Magma
  9. “Armageddon Days (Are Here Again)” – The The
  10. “Time” – U.S. Girls
  11. “Instrumental Introduction/Don’t Look Down” – Lindsey Buckingham
  12. “Come Back June” – Pussy
  13. “Placebo Syndrome” – Parliament
  14. “Randy Scouse Git” – The Monkees

friday random elevenish: “brevity” edition

19
Aug

First off, it didn’t suck. It was, honestly, pretty much everything I was looking for. Waiting impatiently for next week.

Otherwise, not much to report for the week. Work, bike, read. Looking forward to getting together with some friends downtown on Saturday, checking out a band at the local historic theater this evening.

Tunes this week? Discover Weekly’s pretty retro, and that ain’t bad:

  1. “Never In My Life” – Mountain
  2. “Frankenstein” – Overkill
  3. “Pop Zeus” – Robert Pollard w Doug Gillard
  4. “I Wanna Get Me A Gun” – Bill Wyman
  5. “Ode To A Black Man” Phil Lynott
  6. “Walk, Don’t Run” – Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  7. “Sammy Hagar” – Heavy Metal
  8. “Got My Own Thing Now” – Squirrel Nut Zippers
  9. “Jesus Built My Hot Rod” – Ministry
  10. “I Would Die 4 You” – Mariachi El Bronx
  11. “Coyote (Concert Version) – The Band feat. Joni Mitchell
  12. “We Gotta Get Out Of This Place/Don’t Bring Me Down (live)” – Daid Johansen
  13. “How Would You Feel” – Curtis Knight & The Squiers feat Jimi Hendrix
  14. “Trapped Again” – Southside Johnny And The Asbury Jukes
  15. “Shout Bamalama” – The Detroit Cobras

please don’t screw this up

17
Aug

Tomorrow, She-Hulk: Attorney At Law starts streaming on D+.

If you know me, you know that I’m a full-on Marvel Comics dork, and that I have a special affection for the She-Hulk. I first discovered her in the mid-80s filling in for The Thing in the pages of Fantastic Four, but truly fell in love with the character during Dan Slott’s excellent run from 2004-2007, which leaned into the comedy and legal procedural elements, and was a ton of fun. I proudly own the original art for this page featuring a saucy exchange with Wolverine, and hangs framed in a place of honor in my living room.

You can say I’m a fan.

So, I’m definitely looking forward to the first episode running tomorrow, especially as the plot appears to draw heavily from the Slott run, and formatted as a half-hour comedy; it seems like everything is lining up for this production to be designed just for me.

I really hope it works; I really do. I have confidence in Marvel’s ability to do good work, but to me, this character’s special; more so than my other favorites they’ve already done (Doctor Strange, Moon Knight).

Please don’t suck.

you’re not cleared for this

15
Aug



We’ve all been following the headlines regarding certain events happening in Florida last week, and all the fallout, and the usual bloviating and bad takes inherent in American politics, though one thing you might notice is that while lots of folks in TFG’s camp are rushing (sometimes ridiculously) to defend him, others, usually the smarter ones, remain a bit more circumspect.

Why? Because what’s going on here is pretty serious.

It’s serious, because one doesn’t mess around with classified information. There are plenty of primers on the topic out there these days (Jim Wright’s got a good one here), so I don’t need to go too deeply into it and embarass myself for getting some of it wrong.

But, as someone with two and a half decades in the federal public sector, someone who’s had a clearance to access classified data, and who has to annually sit for information security training (and pass the test proving I understand it), I have it on pretty good authority that mishandling classified information is something that the government takes very seriously, and even the most die-hard MAGA types in government are likely to at least have second thoughts about letting him get away with this, even if they let all the other stuff go.

These days, I mostly only deal with Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI), which, although not classfied, is still marked and has its dissemination controlled, as its release could induce risk; in my case, it’s mostly business information and PII encountered in an IT context, and there are still plenty of rules and procedures for handling it that everyone takes seriously.

In past positions, I had a need for an actual security clearance, and had to go through the background checks and investigations to get such things issued, because I, again, worked with business systems that included information that itself wasn’t necessarily sensitive, but, if enough pieces of it were put together, could do serious damage to things like national defense – the example given to us was that if someone had access to things like the shipping locations for big food service contracts in certain parts of the world, they might be able to put together a reasonably good picture of US troop movements there, etc. For that reason, that sort of contract information isn’t publicly released even when most other stuff is.

When I spent a few years early in my career buying the so-called $500 hammers they joke about, if a requirement for spare parts for one of the numerous naval vessels that use nuclear propulsion came in, we had to jump through a bunch of extra hoops to make sure that information was properly safeguarded, even if the requirement was for a screw that held down a cover somewhere in the general area of something related to making an aircraft carrier go, because in that sort of situation, you can’t be too careful.

And…before you ask – yes, the President has certain authority to declassify quite a lot of things just by deciding so, there are processes that must be followed, and when the word “nuclear” gets involved, that authority doesn’t apply.

Never mind the couple of times I’ve had to go into controlled spaces, leaving my phone and watch and whatever at the door because it’s possible someone might be tempted to use them to take a picture of something. Heck, when those Wikileaks dumps of improperly released classified information hit the media, word went out to Federal employees that if they even read those news reports that might have included snippets of the data, they’d be in violation of the law because that would give them access to something we weren’t cleared for, and they could be subject to fines or imprisonment.

This is not an area you want to screw up in.

So, it’s no wonder that if, say, somebody no longer in government happened to be holding a bunch of boxes of classified information (containing potential nuclear secrets?), and storing it in a closet on a resort with lax security processes and foreign nationals with the run of the place, that the DOJ would be concerned, and pay special attention, as they are doing right now.

try a little restlessness

08
Aug

I maybe kinda don’t know what to do with myself when folks aren’t around.

As indicated previously, two of us have been out of town for the long weekend, and the others that are are home are living their own lives, so I’ve been left largely to my own devices for the last few days.

And…I was maybe a little lost.

To help address that, I took on a few projects around the house. Among other things, the grass native plants that cover my yard are a bit shorter after going through a couple of seed cycles to spread the wealth, there’s a huge container of delicious chicken salad in my fridge (and almost a gallon of individual servings of chicken stock interred in the freezer), the hampers are empty, and one currently needs sunglasses to look at the gleaming toilet and shower in my downstairs bathroom, and the pure, clear water in my fish tank.

I was still restless, especially after an oddly dead work Friday (what with end-of-summer vacations on everyone’s agenda) that even another thirty or so miles on my bicycle tires didn’t completely address.

So, I spent a pleasant hour or three at a couple of local drinking establishments, did the grocery shopping, and watched a few pleasant things on television in the company of cats who also don’t quite know what to do with themselves.

Regarding those television things, I can definitely recommend Paper Girls on Amazon Prime, a neat little young adult/Gen-X nostalgia/time-travel/feminist/sci-fi concoction that I quite enjoyed over a couple of days, The Sandman on Netflix, which I’m a few episodes into, based on Neil Gaiman’s career-making comic series, and the pleasantly silly and ridiculous movie adaptation of the Uncharted game series, which my son and I quite enjoyed watching on Sunday evening.

I also spent most of the weekend off the internet, which is something I highly recommend everyone do regularly, so I was pleasantly surprised to see that the Senate passed the IRA bill, which is going to invest heavily in fighting climate change, make some important changes to ensure that corporations pay their fair share of taxes, and will take some long-overdue steps to reduce prescription drug prices in this country. Is it perfect? Hardly. Is it nonetheless excellent news that will make historic changes to policy? Definitely. Looking forward to watching the House pass it later this week and follow that up with the President signing it into law.

So that’s the weekend; the week ahead looks pretty typical – work and exercise and the usual grind, apart from picking some folks up at the airport on Tuesday, while I start thinking about returning to DragonCon over labor day and all the preparation that particular endeavor entails, especially given current circumstances. That said, I’m looking forward to going back and playing music with my friends again.

friday random elevenish: “the white zone is for loading and unloading” edition

05
Aug

So, returning to the indifferent embrace of the bureaucracy this week eventually sorted itself out, after a rough day or two to start. By the time you’re reading this, my inbox is completely tended, the groove is starting to get re-established, and I’ve already put a few presumptive public employees in their place for not knowing their role.

It’s kind of what I do.

Honestly, not much else in my corner of the universe this week, apart from forty miles or so on the newly tuned-up road bike and finishing off a novel and moving on to devouring an urban fantasy short story collection.

Thursday evening, though, I dropped the lovely spouse and the youngest off at the airport so they can take a long weekend in Massachussetts spending time with some dear friends of the family that come to us, no surprise, from the con music scene, though this trip is really at the insistence of the kids, who’ve known each other since toddlerhood, and have maintained a bi-coastal friendship for most of the last decade while the other family were living in California.

They’re going to spend some quality time geeking out together and catching up, and it’s honestly long overdue. I hope they have a great time, especially since it’s the kid’ first time on an airplane, and I think she’s looking forward to the whole experience.

My weekend, however, will be much less exciting – grocery shopping, laundry, maybe a bike ride, and keeping the older spawn in line and adulting.

And, I’ll probably listen to some music like the stuff below (as well as the USB drive full of tunes by my buddy Keith Brinegar I picked up at ConGregate the other weekend), which just comes out of the algorithms on Spotify, but has some pretty bangin’ tunes that slap (as the kids say) this week, particularly forgotten favorites likes #2 and the beautiful weirdness at #10:

  1. “Wicked Mind” – Mike Campbell & The Dirty Knobs
  2. “Rock ‘n’ Roll Lifestyle” – CAKE
  3. “Leash Called Love” – The Sugarcubes
  4. “Welcome To The Church Of Rock And Roll” – Foxy Shazam
  5. “Bulletproof” – Samantha Fish
  6. “Funnel of Love” – The Young Veins
  7. “Mr. Soul” – Neil Young
  8. “Dark Days” – Tim Heidecker
  9. “Is This Music?” – Teenage Fanclub
  10. “Joni: LA’s No. 1 Health Goth” -illuminati hotties
  11. “Human Crime” – Pixies
  12. “Day Tripper” – YELLO MAGIC ORCHESTRA
  13. “I’m The Sky” – Norma Tanega
  14. “Open My Eyes” – Nazz
  15. “Soundcheck” – Pom Pom Squad

….and don’t call me Shirley!

anybody have any motivation I can borrow?

03
Aug

I seem to have lost mine.

The thought of staring down over five hours of online meetings will do that, I suppose.

This short, pointless post has been brought to you by…y’know? who cares?

approaching normality

02
Aug

As of today, I have supposedly returned to the regular daily grind of a mild-mannered professional bureaucrat and leaving behind my detour into the life of a free-wheeling, wild-living rock star.

As if.

In any case, please enjoy the following brief after-action report:

The gigs at ConGregate and Confluence were, on the whole, reasonably successful. I played my shows to reasonably sized crowds, sold a few CDs (sufficient to basically cover the cost of gas to and from the venues), saw some friends, made a few new ones, and had a few days at home in between to take care of some lingering domestic tasks and get a few miles in on the trail, even if I managed to break two bikes (don’t worry, they got better)* in the process.

But yes, today, I’m back in the saddle, watching meetings get rescheduled, system test partners leave out critical information, and clearing out the inbox in spite of my “I’m not here” autoresponder.

That, however, is completely normal. No Brownian motion from liquid almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea required.

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* – indeed, I threw a spoke or three on the road bike approximately six miles from the trailhead during a particularly sweltering afternoon, resulting in my requesting a rescue from my lovely spouse, as I wasn’t about to carry the bike (spokes pop, wheel goes out of true and won’t turn in it’s allotted space in the frame…) six miles back to the car in 100° weather. The following day, I decided to take the other bike over to the state park and run the trails, getting about five miles in before blowing a tire at the bottom of a mid-level single-track run. This involved my pushing the bike two miles up an old forest service road to the trailhead, taking shelter for half an hour while a big thunderstorm/downpour passed, then hiked the bike another two miles down the mountain to the parking area.

However, a quick tube change at home, and a short stay at the bike shop for a tune-up I was planning on doing anyway, both are back in service…it just wasn’t my week.

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