SCIENCE!

12
Dec

Beyond the usual modest slate of individual gifts, our household traditionally also manages to find a collective gift for the whole family to enjoy; it’s a nice little reward for getting ourselves through the year. This year, rather than grabbing some large entertainment purchase (We’ll wait a while on a next-gen console, for example), we found a decent collective experience that we could all enjoy.

Thus, last night, we caught the local exhibition of the Mythbusters “Behind the Myths” tour, featuring intrepid television hosts and STEM advocates Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman live on stage, answering questions, demonstrating clever scientific principles , and generally being entertaining.

Certainly entertaining enough to keep my kids occupied for two hours, even if they didn’t blow anything up on stage.

Adam did, of course, whack himself in the face with a friction-phone-book climbing rig (by accident), and then there was the 500 rounds per minute paintball cannon business, which helped keep them entranced.

For me, though, the favorite piece of the whole evening was the exuberant enthusiasm for science, experimentation, and making things exhibited by these guys – you could tell they were having a blast up there, and do so every day, having the privilege of doing the jobs they do. When one the audience volunteers (“a female college student without glasses”, which they needed for a particular experiment/gag) turned out to be a civil engineering major at the nearby university, Adam’s genuine pleasure at discovering this fact, and his geeking out about engineering with her for a few moments before the bit isn’t something you can fake. Adam, Jamie, and everybody involved with this production, and the Mythbusters television show in general are wonderful and admirable, offering something we don’t get enough of in mainstream American culture, especially “reality” television.

These guys make learning about science and engineering fun and pleasurable, because they genuinely love it, and believe in the value of education, and exploring and learning about the world. They’re a great example to emulate, and for that reason, I was more than happy to drag the whole family into the city to brave traffic and crowds in order to expose them to it.

That the whole thing was a thoroughly entertaining experience was merely a bonus.

all quiet on the eastern cold front

09
Dec

So, the big weather system that was supposed to cause such havoc ended up just being kinda wet and cold around here. Didn’t stop a bunch of things from being cancelled this weekend, though – which means, among other things, something I was hoping to be clear of after about 5pm on Sunday ended up dragging on another week. It is, however a good learning experience for the kids, and it provides the perfect opening to introduce Waiting for Guffman into conversation a lot, so it’s not entirely bad.

I’ve spent much of the previous week supporting kid efforts, organizing and stashing holiday gift shipments, and driving out to Chesapeake on Saturday to hang with some excellent folks for a great little Christmas party, featuring the Creepy Christmas music of my friend Jonah Knight (seriously, buy his records), and hosted by KT (seriously, buy her books) and Kevin, some friends from the con circuit who I don’t see nearly enough. A good time was had by all, strange double-entendres were exchanged (a standard risk when several attendees are erotica authors), and at least one adipose was hand-crafted from marshmallows. thanks for the invite, you guys!

I’ve also been sick as a proverbial sick person with some sort of upper respiratory thing that’s had me barking like a kobold for the last week, but other than mainlining cough drops and blowing my nose constantly, I’ve been otherwise mostly functional. It was bad earlier in the week, but is now largely confined to creating unpleasant vocal inflections.

Two weeks ago now (didn’t get around to mentioning it before) – I did hit the VA Comicon, getting some neat stuff and meeting friends old and new, like the crew from 21 Sandshark, finally meeting Alt-World’s Nick Davis, a longtime online acquaintance, having a nice conversation with Pop Mhan, an excellent artist who just finished up a run on DC’s Masters of the Universe book which was way better than I expected, and meeting and talking to David Landis, a local graphic designer who creates amazing papercraft projects at Desktop Gremlins, which the youngest and I have had lots of fun building and putting together. I highly recommend picking up volume 1 (which I proudly own, and have given as a gift) if you like making cool things, and also recommend kicking in on his current kickstarter for the Papercraft Inventor’s Activity Book, which is in the home stretch, and could use some support, because I really want my copy of this book!

In any case, that’s the story of my life, other than the kitten chewing through one of the HDMI cables in my home theater rig this weekend. She’s really living up to her name, which, at least in this case, is kind of a shame. Good thing she’s cute.

it’s time for my favorite year-end list

09
Dec

Being mid-December, all those great year-end lists are rolling out (stay tuned for mine after Christmas). My favorite, though, is av club’s “year in band names” list, which collects the best(?) band names from all the promo stuff they receive over the course of the year, handily organized by categories such as “anatomy”, “food and beverage”, and “Will never be pronounced or spelled correctly.”

Some of this year’s favorites:

  • Chainsaw Penis
  • Goddamn Draculas
  • Whales in Cubicles
  • Humfree Bug Art
  • SQÜRL
  • Another Dead Clown
  • Spears and Gears (A steampunk Britney Spears tribute band!!!)

\m/

cheers

05
Dec

80 years ago today, the 21st Amendment was passed, repealing Prohibition, as dictated by the 18th Amendment. If you find the time today, take a moment to celebrate.



(photo from this gallery at the NY Daily News)

happy thanksgiving

28
Nov

I expect, like you, I’ll be busy doing the cooking and eating thing all day. More than likely, I’ll be out-of-pocket. You should be too. Go watch some parades and football.

(Unlike the subject of the last post, this song has only been around a year. Somehow, it makes me feel old too.)

want to feel old?

27
Nov

This song is twenty years old:

You’re welcome.

friday random ten – “number ten is not a firefly reference” edition

22
Nov

The week itself has been busy, but there aren’t any particular events to which I can point which have exhausted me so. Played some music with friends early in the week, did a lot of user support and document review at work (plus our section Thanksgiving luncheon yesterday), and ran kids all over the county for all sorts of interesting kid things.

I’m rather exhausted. I’ve got to go out today and take care of some shopping and errand-type things (otherwise, the cats will eat my face off in hunger, for instance), but I really just want to take a day to sit and relax, spin the new discs that came from Netflix…you know, the things I don’t get to do very often.

Some kid things going on this weekend, plus I want to stop by and see my friends, old and new, at the VA Comicon, who are doing their big two-day show this weekend. They put out a nice spread, and it’s good to support local fan organized cons.

That’s about it, really. Tunes now:

  1. “Superman’s Song (live)” – Crash Test Dummies
  2. “Ride” – Lana Del Ray
  3. “You Make Me Hot” – The Donnas
  4. “Leslie Anne Levine” – The Decembrists
  5. “Mary” – Patti Griffin
  6. “Danny’s Song” – Anne Murray
  7. “The Dark Before The Dawn” – Witherwings
  8. “Falling In Love (live)” – Lisa Loeb
  9. “Punk Rock Girl” – The Dead Milkmen
  10. “Ballad of Jayne” – LA Guns

the forgotten art

20
Nov

and now, the rather rare occurrence of “Chuck talks a bit about work-y business sorts of things”…

One of the things I find myself doing in my career is writing business case documents and presenting them to various authorities in order to sell them on the idea of taking on (and allocating funding to) various information technology projects.

The business cases we write here are required to adhere to a particular pre-established format. This format, I imagine, was originally conceived by some MBA somewhere with the intent to deftly steer the writer toward an organized way of thinking about the problem they’re trying to solve in terms of process outcomes; coming up with a clear idea of “what problem am I trying to solve?” before moving on to defining the causes of this problem, and only then proposing a solution to the problem.

This is a good and worthy goal – it’s a common problem in these sorts of situations for people, even trained IT people, to skip past these steps, and start proposing solutions before the problem is defined, because in many cases, what’s wrong seems to be obvious to the people asking for it, leading to many misunderstandings once people start trying to actually describe the obvious to someone on the outside:



By forcing the explanation of the problem and it’s causes, it’s connections to organizational goals, and measurable successful outcomes through format, it distills the process down to basics, divorces it from all the sexy computer-ey things people want to do and focus on end-result solutions, which may not even require sexy computer-ey things to do effectively when something mundane and cheap like user guidance or a few minutes of training might do. In theory, a lot of these misunderstandings can be avoided, and the smartest, most optimal solution gets implemented.

Of course, in practice, what this means is that most people writing these case documents still aim for their obvious, desired solutions, and fill in all the various preliminary blocks with meaningless gibberish. If you’re lucky, this gibberish doesn’t get past the approving officials, the project proposal gets sent back to the drawing board, and the next iteration gets closer to the meat of the problem. If you’re not, you end up with stuff like in the illustration above (for which I wish I had attribution – the creator is kind of a genius), or, for example, the big clusterchuck of a system I worked on at my last job.

Now, the nice thing about writing this sort of documentation is that once you figure out how to do it, the knowledge is readily transferrable – you can use it anywhere, regardless of the sort of project you’re working on, with only minor tweaks.

Writing these things is kind of an art, but it’s one of those arts that, at its core, boils down to spilling the right sort of bullshit for your audience Luckily, I’m pretty good at spinning the proper line of bullshit.

It’s one of those lessons that some of us learn in school, but that is never really taught to any of us directly – the path to success and good grades is simply to figure out not just what the teacher (or customer, or manager, or whoever) wants and the way they want to be presented with it, and give them that. This involves not just making sure your papers and things are formatted according to the instructions you’re given explicity, but also in accordance with the subtle cues you pick up from things like teaching style. The key is to figure this out early and apply it to maximum effect. That’s really it – sure, being smart and knowing stuff is good, but presentation is often what makes the difference.* This is one of those lessons that works in a wide variety of applications. Figure it out early, and you’re gold.

So, one of the first things I was assigned in this newish job of mine was to revive a dormant project to fix a system that wasn’t up to snuff. A lot of the thinking had already been done, but it still needed to be presented in the proper format to get past the proposal stage. Writing up these business cases is considered the hard thing here, but I took it on, and nailed it pretty quickly. I had my project approved after a quick ten minute briefing, which impressed the heck out of everyone (I imagined it helped that the guy before me flailed for an hour without a clearly defined problem before being sent back to the bench).

So, the moral of the story is that because of this, I’m the expert/business case rock start, and it’s my job to review everyone’s business case documents. At least I’ve made myself indispensable early on.

________________________

*- I’m sometimes amused by the fact that even though I spend so much time working on technical and objective sorts of things where there is one unabigously right answer, so much of the measurement of success depends on something squishy like salesmanship and presentation. It’s like the BS on my undergraduate degree doesn’t stand for Bachelor of Science after all.

metaphysical redneck – buddhist country

18
Nov

My friend Steve is a very talented musician and songwriter. He’s played all kinds of interesting venues from honky tonks to places of worship. He builds beautiful native american flutes, and plays upright bass (airbrushed with gorgeous Betty Page pinup artwork) in a Rockabilly cowpunk band. He’s written and released lots of material over the years, ranging from country and western to new age spiritualist meditation music. Sometimes it’s both of those things at once; which, believe it or not, makes perfect sense.

This weekend, he let me and a couple of friends play along.

I occasionally make mention of my “awkward country phase” in the mid-90s, but this weekend, I got act it out a bit, backing Steve on a couple of tunes as part of the Down Home Dharma Band. It was a ton of fun, pretending to be a country side-man for a little while, and employing my Fender Telecaster in the way nature intended.

Below, I include a video from our soundcheck on Sunday. Sad to say, I do a lot of shoegazing, but improved my performance a bit during the main event. Other than a couple of bum notes (also remedied later), I think it sounds pretty okay, given that I never really considered myself a lead player:



In any case, I had a lot of fun, and want to thank Steve, Jeff, Bryan, Greg, Elizabeth, and everybody else for coming together to make this happen. It was indeed an honor to participate.

friday random ten – “long week(end)” edition

08
Nov

So yes, I only work four days per week (never mind that it’s ten hours per day). Doesn’t matter, I sit here on Friday morning, paying my bills, and I can’t help but reflect that this was one long week, at least from the point of view of this observer. Relativity in action, folks, look it up.

Wasn’t a bad week, per se; just busy and time dialated. Some cool stuff happened, though. I played music with people and had a good time of it, and there’s more music to play on the horizon that I’m looking forward to. I also had my new computer delivered. The old laptop (which I’m typing on now), is nearly a decade old, and is feeling it’s age. So, I ordered a new one. A Dell XPS 15. Fancy aluminum chassis, a video card more powerful than my gaming/multimedia rig upstairs, and enough juice to get me through another ten years of computing, especially once I start really hacking on it once the warranty’s expired. There’s dual booting and linux gaming in my future. For now, though, I’m happy to be able to run Ben Grimm and Deadpool around on the Marvel Heroes MMO in the living room, rather than in the office (I’m cphaurckker there, if you play, and are looking for a hero to run around with – and even if you don’t, it’s free-to-play – why not give it a try? I’ve got a couple of level one hero drop toons I haven’t used yet who’d be happy to accompany you).

And yeah, there was that election. I’m generally happy with Virginia’s results – McAulliffe will probably be a decent administrator, though he’s not the kind of candidate I could get excited about. Once again, I was voting against someone rather than for someone, but hey, when you can’t get enthusiastic, you get pragmatic. Still watching the Attorney General race, as it’s within a few hundred votes, and headed to recount; could go either way. Also once again, as my House of Delegates race featured an unopposed Republican, I once again wrote in my spouse. One of these years, maybe she’ll actually run.

Finally, I have a huge honking band-aid on my face. A cat, big and fluffy except for some very sharp claws, somehow landed on my face last night as I was sleeping, and put a nice scratch/gaping wound under my left eye. If it scars, I’ll have a bit more character, I guess.

Not much on the agenda today. Paying bills, making the Costco run, and, if my reserve comes in, hitting the library (Catherine also wants her own library card, so we’ll do that). There’s talk tomorrow of a bunch of us heading out to cinemas to screen Thor: The Dark World at some point, but that’s still up in the air. In any case, I’m looking forward to it. Also, it’s a long weekend, thanks to Veteran’s Day on Monday, making my weekend just as long as my week this time around. Somehow, I expect the weekend will feel much shorter.

In the meantime, here are some tunes to kick off your Friday.

  1. “Sweet Surrender (tiesto mix)” – Sarah McLachlan
  2. “My Skateboard” – The Aquabats
  3. “How to F**k A Republican (live)”- Mike Doughty
  4. “My Summer Girl” – The Rentals
  5. “Ordinary World” – Duran Duran
  6. “Hard Luck Woman (live)” – KISS
  7. “That’s What You Get” – Paramore
  8. “Living Well Is The Best Revenge” – REM
  9. “Don’t Hate Me (Because I’m Beautiful)” – Nerf Herder
  10. “Otto” – The Replacements

© 2026 chuck dash parker dot net | Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS)

Your Index Web Directorywordpress logo