one of life’s easier transactions

20
Sep

As mentioned last week, the kids’ 2008 Scion xB consumed it’s own motor and has become a subcompact, boxy-yet-attractive, towable paperweight in my driveway. Work is underway to obtain some measure of value back in salvage, though it won’t be nearly what we’ve put into it over the last couple of months since we bought it.

Indeed, it sucks.

The plan hatched, also described last week, was to step up the replacement of my 2016 by a couple of years, and just pass mine back to the kids, and I start working the system to find a new car in a land of empty-due-to-supply-chain-issues car lots.

Figuing it’d take a little while to make things happen, I popped by the Toyota dealer I’ve been dealing with for the last decade with the intent to get myself on their radar as someone who’s looking for a new vehicle.

Twenty minutes later I’d put a deposit down to reserve a fresh 2022 Corolla Hatch, currently housed in a container ship making its way across the Pacific, of which I’ll take delivery of in a couple of weeks.

Turns out they’ve got several coming in, and manual transmissions scare your average American, so this one was still not spoken for (though it is now).

The transaction was, to be honest, pretty easy. Given current market conditions, paying MSRP is the best deal anyone’s going to get (rare and desirable models are getting crazy markup right now), so it was simply a matter of walking in and ordering the damned thing.

And the price is basically right, and five grand less than the two year old one-trim-level-up-but-effectively-the-same used version sitting on the lot with 20k miles and road-rashed rims.

Like I said, I don’t want another car payment at the moment, but this solves a problem I wasn’t expecting, I’m in a position to put a huge down payment on it, so it won’t be an unmanageable payment.

Now, I’ll just have to get used to all the new safety features and a big iPad sticking out of the dash…

friday random elevenish: “diving” edition

16
Sep

This is hardly the first time I’m saying it, but it’s honestly been too much week, professionally, personally, mentally, and emotionally.

I sit here on a Friday morning at 7am after clearing the inbox of overnight crises, with slightly over my official forty on the books. I do plan on knocking off a bit early this afternoon for a nice, long, mind-clearing bike ride, though I’ve got a few things to handle first; it’s how I keep making the slighty-larger-than-average bucks.

Career-wise, it’s piles and piles of business cases and process flow diagrams, plus keeping eyes on a test I have scheduled for next week. I’ve written probably thirty-thousand words of business copy myself, and reviewed and commented on twice that from other folks. The most significant thing today was reading a capability need statement paragraph that started and ended with exactly the same sentence. Add “In conclusion” to the final bit, and it would be largely indistinguishable from a third-grader’s persuasive essay.

On the more personal, it’s been trying as well; apart from the greater-than-usual clutter as the rest of the household tackles the latest attempt at Marie Kondo’ing the upstairs (thanks Sif, you motivated them the way I’ve been unable to) and wrapping up a non-covid bug running through the girls, we’re down a car, as the kids’ Scion xB gave up the ghost. Yes, it had a lot of miles, but appeared in all manner of good shape when we bought it four months ago. Now? Blown motor.

It’s nothing anyone actively encouraged, but dammit, that’s more than five grand in purchase and upkeep and tires and such down the tubes – I certainly won’t get a fifth of that back in salvage.

The lesson I’m taking from this? No more private sales for me. The tentative plan is to just accelerate the timeline of replacing my meticulously cared-for 2016 by a couple of years and pass it back to the kids. I was hoping to avoid that car payment for a while, but in the scheme of things, it’s likely more economically feasible and reliable than dropping a few hundred bucks a month into keeping the walking (rolling?) dead on the road.

That’s assuming I can actually find a successor on a lot somewhere, but I’m working on that.

That whole business has really kept me from enjoying the one or two cool things I got to do this week, like having won tickets to the Lake Street Dive show at the raceway on Tuesday. They’re a band whose pop-jazz-Carole King-rock vibe I’ve come to really enjoy, and the show was really quite good, what with talented performers on stage and nobody sitting within five rows of me in the outdoor amphitheater (that’s not my photo above), but I just couldn’t fully get into the headspace, especially since I didn’t partake of the $18 24oz White Claws everyone else in the venue was drinking…

Oh well. This is life. I’ll manage. Next week, though, is the dental examination of some lingering problems, so there’s that fresh hell to deal with.

Anyway – tunes. Kinda neat pop stuff (I’m really digging the vibe on #10), plus a fresh helping of weird (lookin’ at you, #11):

  1. “A Little Tune” – Bret McKenzie
  2. “Lemon Firebrigade” – Haircut 100
  3. “Talkin’ to Myself” – Sarah Shook & The Disarmers
  4. “The Headmaster Ritual” – The Smiths
  5. “Fem in a Black Leather Jacket” – Pansy Division
  6. “Place in the Century” – Adam Ant
  7. “Little Green Men” – Steve Vai
  8. “Kick It Out” – Heart
  9. “Lover, Leaver (Taker, Believer)” – Greta Van Fleet
  10. “Brand New Kind of Blue” – Gold Motel
  11. “Party All The Time” – Thank You Scientist
  12. “Dancin’ Late At Night” – Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
  13. “The Slow Descent Into Alcoholism” – The New Pornographers
  14. “Listen to Your Heart.” “No.” – Cheekface
  15. “I Can’t Break Away” – Big Pig

In conclusion, This is hardly the first time I’m saying it, but it’s honestly been too much week, professionally, personally, mentally, and emotionally.

friday random elevenish: “little bit o’ whiplash” edition

09
Sep

One could say it’s been an eventful week and change. Apart from the return of she who was long missing, I spent last weekend rocking DragonCon, where we played some pretty good shows, including Saturday’s, which I’d rank amongst the best we’ve played in years. If you were there, I hope you enjoyed it too.

Apart from the excellent shows, we moved a lot of merchandise, made some new fans, saw some cool stuff, drank some excellent mead, and saw lots of friends, old and new: In particular, after being acquainted online for years, I finally got to hang out with Eric and Jen, The Faithful Sidekicks, an excellent acoustic rock duo, in person, and it was just as awesome as I’d hoped it would be. These are a couple of great people who I just clicked with immediately, and am happy to call friends.

Finding good new friends at this point in one’s life is rough, as many of you know, and it feels good when it happens. If only they didn’t live in freakin’ Oregon! (oh well – I guess I have an excuse to make a trip to the PNW one of these days).

Once I got back, of course, sliding back into the normal mundane world is always somewhat of a challenge. That said, I’ve continued to test negative (thanks, Amber and the filk track for the ubiquitous mask enforcement) since returning, have, as of this morning, finally emptied my work inbox of stuff from my absence, written a couple of pretty okay business cases, solved some minor problems in electronic data interchange, and, upon logging off for the day, kept up my physical fitness regimen; mostly hiking this week, to break in some new shoes and avoid getting stuck eight miles away from my car in a rainstorm on my bike; though I’m likely to ride some this afternoon if the weather holds.

I also have absolutely nothing on the agenda for the coming weekend, which is honestly fine with me; the last little while’s been a lot.

As for tunes out of the little black box, some neat, eclectic stuff, going from late 90s progressive metal to 70s folk to Cheech and Chong to Zappa. I’m diggin’ it:

  1. “Black Flag” – King’s X
  2. “Lightning Strikes” – Klau Nomi
  3. “Kool Thing” – Sonic Youth
  4. “Miles from Nowhere” – Cat Stevens
  5. “Cheap Sunglasses” – The Sword
  6. “I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I’m Going to Be a Diamond Someday)” – Billy Joe Shaver
  7. “Stray Cat Strut” – Stray Cats
  8. “Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls” – White Zombie
  9. “Splendid Isolation” – Warren Zevon
  10. “Earache My Eye” – Alice Bowie
  11. “Could This Be Magic?” – Van Halen
  12. “Ruby” – Silver Apples
  13. “Bright Future in Sales” – Fountains of Wayne
  14. “Andy” – Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

against all odds, she’s back

07
Sep

I got a strange text message today around lunchtime from a pet microchip company. It told me that my pet has been found, and included a phone number for a vet’s office about twenty miles south of my house.

Lady Sif, the kitten we rescued from a storm drain near a friend’s house, disappeared four summers ago. We’d done all the right things: contacting the local animal shelters, getting on the local social media groups, posting signs…all that stuff. But we got nothing; after about six months, we gave up; the small calico cat we’d all loved was gone.

Until today.

While I was spending hours wracking my brain writing a business case for a requirement I barely had any experience with for work, my lovely spouse called the number, and things sounded promising, so she took a drive down to the office, and sure enough, it was her, with a few interesting scars and an allergy exaggerated by a flea infestation.

And now Lady Sif is home.

Four years later, she’s back with us, and for the last few hours, she’s been glued to my side, purring up a storm. Half her life away from us, and it’s like she never got lost; my friend is home.

It’ll be a little weird – I’ve got five cats again, and only one of the other four was here when she disappeared, but they’ll figure it out. Today was, as you might imagine, pretty emotional.

But I’m really glad she’s back. Microchip your pets, folks – it’s worth the effort.

She’s home.

so…dragoncon

31
Aug

Having gotten clear of the COVID business (it was relatively minor on my end), tomorrow morning I start heading south to spend the weekend in Atlanta playing shows with the Humdingers at DragonCon as part of the filk track.

This’ll be my sixth time heading into this particular breach; I won’t say that I’m not a little apprehensive about hanging out with around sixty thousand people for the weekend, but I’ve got a pile of KN-95 masks, and a bunch of fresh antibodies, and a merch table to hide behind when it gets too crazy.

As for where I’ll be if you’re braving things…

  • Thursday 8pm – Fresh Filks (part 1) – online here! – As I’ve done the last couple of years, I recorded a short solo set for the track’s streaming programming
  • Thursday 8:30pm – Geek Sea Shanties – Hyatt Hanover C/D/E – The Humdingers will likely contribute a bit to this one, which has become a bit of a tradition
  • Saturday, 5:30pm – Hyatt Hanover F/G – Blibbering Humdingers concert
  • Saturday 8:30pm – Hyatt Hanover C/D/E – Lord of the Rings show (group sing) – track participants write songs on a theme that gets voted on every year – the Humdingers will have a LotR themed song to contribute here
  • Sunday 8:30pm – Hyatt Hanover C/D/E – Blibbering Humdingers concert

Otherwise, we’ll likely be in the vicinity of our merch table in the Marriott (Marquee level), or enjoying the rest of our peers on the filk track (the schedule is here; lots of good stuff to enjoy).

I also know a guy who owns a meadery who’s actively peddling their wares in the con space, so be sure to check out any viking longships you see docked nearby…worth a look.

I’ve always enjoyed this particular adventure – I hope the tradition continues!

friday random elevenish: “worst. birthday. present. ever.” edition

26
Aug

So, on Tuesday, I turned 48 years old.

As I spend most of my time in this space lately (and in conversation with others, and in songwriting, etc…) ruminating about what middle-age feels like, I’ll leave it for now, and focus on the “gift” I received this year.

A positive COVID-19 test result.

I dodged it for over three years, which I suppose is an achievement in itself, but I guess it’s my turn. My lovely spouse and I both tested positive, which leads me to believe that our common exposure point was that theater show we went to on Friday, but who knows.

That show, by the way, was pretty neat – the band was a spot-on recreation, and we got a nice bonus of local hero/late 90s folk-rock sorta-was Kyle Davis opening things up (you might’ve heard this one at some point if you’re of age); which was a pleasant surprise from a musical history standpoint – he’s who I’d have been listening to in dive bars in college if I was down this way then instead of up north listening to the Badlees.

In any case, the symptoms started hitting us Monday; lightly for me, less lightly for her. We tested Tuesday morning as we suspected, and both came back clearly positive. I advised the friends we spent Saturday with (who haven’t reported issues so far), and we’ve been isolating in the bedroom and the office in the meantime; I worked Tuesday and Wednesday (mostly just dealing with a scratchy throat), though the “brain fog” hit Thursday, so I gave myself the day after mostly failing at writing coherent market research memos for an hour or two, and just kinda crashed and let the body repair itself, and maintaining semi-consciousness for the entire day was not a problem at all, even if I had been restless the previous two days.

I’m feeling much better this morning (as is she), so I’m finishing my forty cleaning up the week’s efforts and lining the last things up before Labor Day next weekend (after which I’ll start some bigger projects), and hoping that things get cleared up and I test negative so I don’t have to bow out of rock star adventures for the holiday break.

That said, having it kinda sucks; I’m definitely glad I’m vaxxed, boosted, and have continued to take precautions, because if we’d have gotten it earlier, it would have been a hell of a lot worse. Wear your mask, think twice about letting your guard down (believe me), and know that this isn’t over, and probably never will be, to be honest.

Dammit.

But, since it’s Friday, here are some tunes. All over the place, but kinda cool stuff (I’d never heard #1 before; it’s like Rush with more rough edges), and I dug it.

Stay safe, folks!

  1. “My Favourite Headache” – Geddy Lee
  2. “Amber” – The Residents
  3. “Moonlight Drive” – Blondie
  4. “Wild Cats of Kilkenny” – The Pogues
  5. “Super Stupid” – Funkadelic
  6. “Kingdom Come” – Sir Lord Baltimore
  7. “Smells Like Lemon, Tastes Like Wine” – Alan Price
  8. “Üdü wüdü” – Magma
  9. “Armageddon Days (Are Here Again)” – The The
  10. “Time” – U.S. Girls
  11. “Instrumental Introduction/Don’t Look Down” – Lindsey Buckingham
  12. “Come Back June” – Pussy
  13. “Placebo Syndrome” – Parliament
  14. “Randy Scouse Git” – The Monkees

friday random elevenish: “brevity” edition

19
Aug

First off, it didn’t suck. It was, honestly, pretty much everything I was looking for. Waiting impatiently for next week.

Otherwise, not much to report for the week. Work, bike, read. Looking forward to getting together with some friends downtown on Saturday, checking out a band at the local historic theater this evening.

Tunes this week? Discover Weekly’s pretty retro, and that ain’t bad:

  1. “Never In My Life” – Mountain
  2. “Frankenstein” – Overkill
  3. “Pop Zeus” – Robert Pollard w Doug Gillard
  4. “I Wanna Get Me A Gun” – Bill Wyman
  5. “Ode To A Black Man” Phil Lynott
  6. “Walk, Don’t Run” – Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  7. “Sammy Hagar” – Heavy Metal
  8. “Got My Own Thing Now” – Squirrel Nut Zippers
  9. “Jesus Built My Hot Rod” – Ministry
  10. “I Would Die 4 You” – Mariachi El Bronx
  11. “Coyote (Concert Version) – The Band feat. Joni Mitchell
  12. “We Gotta Get Out Of This Place/Don’t Bring Me Down (live)” – Daid Johansen
  13. “How Would You Feel” – Curtis Knight & The Squiers feat Jimi Hendrix
  14. “Trapped Again” – Southside Johnny And The Asbury Jukes
  15. “Shout Bamalama” – The Detroit Cobras

please don’t screw this up

17
Aug

Tomorrow, She-Hulk: Attorney At Law starts streaming on D+.

If you know me, you know that I’m a full-on Marvel Comics dork, and that I have a special affection for the She-Hulk. I first discovered her in the mid-80s filling in for The Thing in the pages of Fantastic Four, but truly fell in love with the character during Dan Slott’s excellent run from 2004-2007, which leaned into the comedy and legal procedural elements, and was a ton of fun. I proudly own the original art for this page featuring a saucy exchange with Wolverine, and hangs framed in a place of honor in my living room.

You can say I’m a fan.

So, I’m definitely looking forward to the first episode running tomorrow, especially as the plot appears to draw heavily from the Slott run, and formatted as a half-hour comedy; it seems like everything is lining up for this production to be designed just for me.

I really hope it works; I really do. I have confidence in Marvel’s ability to do good work, but to me, this character’s special; more so than my other favorites they’ve already done (Doctor Strange, Moon Knight).

Please don’t suck.

you’re not cleared for this

15
Aug



We’ve all been following the headlines regarding certain events happening in Florida last week, and all the fallout, and the usual bloviating and bad takes inherent in American politics, though one thing you might notice is that while lots of folks in TFG’s camp are rushing (sometimes ridiculously) to defend him, others, usually the smarter ones, remain a bit more circumspect.

Why? Because what’s going on here is pretty serious.

It’s serious, because one doesn’t mess around with classified information. There are plenty of primers on the topic out there these days (Jim Wright’s got a good one here), so I don’t need to go too deeply into it and embarass myself for getting some of it wrong.

But, as someone with two and a half decades in the federal public sector, someone who’s had a clearance to access classified data, and who has to annually sit for information security training (and pass the test proving I understand it), I have it on pretty good authority that mishandling classified information is something that the government takes very seriously, and even the most die-hard MAGA types in government are likely to at least have second thoughts about letting him get away with this, even if they let all the other stuff go.

These days, I mostly only deal with Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI), which, although not classfied, is still marked and has its dissemination controlled, as its release could induce risk; in my case, it’s mostly business information and PII encountered in an IT context, and there are still plenty of rules and procedures for handling it that everyone takes seriously.

In past positions, I had a need for an actual security clearance, and had to go through the background checks and investigations to get such things issued, because I, again, worked with business systems that included information that itself wasn’t necessarily sensitive, but, if enough pieces of it were put together, could do serious damage to things like national defense – the example given to us was that if someone had access to things like the shipping locations for big food service contracts in certain parts of the world, they might be able to put together a reasonably good picture of US troop movements there, etc. For that reason, that sort of contract information isn’t publicly released even when most other stuff is.

When I spent a few years early in my career buying the so-called $500 hammers they joke about, if a requirement for spare parts for one of the numerous naval vessels that use nuclear propulsion came in, we had to jump through a bunch of extra hoops to make sure that information was properly safeguarded, even if the requirement was for a screw that held down a cover somewhere in the general area of something related to making an aircraft carrier go, because in that sort of situation, you can’t be too careful.

And…before you ask – yes, the President has certain authority to declassify quite a lot of things just by deciding so, there are processes that must be followed, and when the word “nuclear” gets involved, that authority doesn’t apply.

Never mind the couple of times I’ve had to go into controlled spaces, leaving my phone and watch and whatever at the door because it’s possible someone might be tempted to use them to take a picture of something. Heck, when those Wikileaks dumps of improperly released classified information hit the media, word went out to Federal employees that if they even read those news reports that might have included snippets of the data, they’d be in violation of the law because that would give them access to something we weren’t cleared for, and they could be subject to fines or imprisonment.

This is not an area you want to screw up in.

So, it’s no wonder that if, say, somebody no longer in government happened to be holding a bunch of boxes of classified information (containing potential nuclear secrets?), and storing it in a closet on a resort with lax security processes and foreign nationals with the run of the place, that the DOJ would be concerned, and pay special attention, as they are doing right now.

try a little restlessness

08
Aug

I maybe kinda don’t know what to do with myself when folks aren’t around.

As indicated previously, two of us have been out of town for the long weekend, and the others that are are home are living their own lives, so I’ve been left largely to my own devices for the last few days.

And…I was maybe a little lost.

To help address that, I took on a few projects around the house. Among other things, the grass native plants that cover my yard are a bit shorter after going through a couple of seed cycles to spread the wealth, there’s a huge container of delicious chicken salad in my fridge (and almost a gallon of individual servings of chicken stock interred in the freezer), the hampers are empty, and one currently needs sunglasses to look at the gleaming toilet and shower in my downstairs bathroom, and the pure, clear water in my fish tank.

I was still restless, especially after an oddly dead work Friday (what with end-of-summer vacations on everyone’s agenda) that even another thirty or so miles on my bicycle tires didn’t completely address.

So, I spent a pleasant hour or three at a couple of local drinking establishments, did the grocery shopping, and watched a few pleasant things on television in the company of cats who also don’t quite know what to do with themselves.

Regarding those television things, I can definitely recommend Paper Girls on Amazon Prime, a neat little young adult/Gen-X nostalgia/time-travel/feminist/sci-fi concoction that I quite enjoyed over a couple of days, The Sandman on Netflix, which I’m a few episodes into, based on Neil Gaiman’s career-making comic series, and the pleasantly silly and ridiculous movie adaptation of the Uncharted game series, which my son and I quite enjoyed watching on Sunday evening.

I also spent most of the weekend off the internet, which is something I highly recommend everyone do regularly, so I was pleasantly surprised to see that the Senate passed the IRA bill, which is going to invest heavily in fighting climate change, make some important changes to ensure that corporations pay their fair share of taxes, and will take some long-overdue steps to reduce prescription drug prices in this country. Is it perfect? Hardly. Is it nonetheless excellent news that will make historic changes to policy? Definitely. Looking forward to watching the House pass it later this week and follow that up with the President signing it into law.

So that’s the weekend; the week ahead looks pretty typical – work and exercise and the usual grind, apart from picking some folks up at the airport on Tuesday, while I start thinking about returning to DragonCon over labor day and all the preparation that particular endeavor entails, especially given current circumstances. That said, I’m looking forward to going back and playing music with my friends again.

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