that manic pixie dream girls exist doesn’t mean you can just make up words

25
Oct

Sayeth fark dot com commenter “InmanRoshi”:

[Zooey Deschanel] never was cool. She was just marketed in a way that reminded losers of the one pretty girl in high school who didn’t openly point and laugh at them.

I’d say there’s a better than average chance that this statement is actually true. However, that doesn’t change the fact that I like much of her acting work, enjoyed both She & Him records, and find myself occasionally smitten for short periods (largely because I was that loser in high school).

However, I kind of want to stab all those people who use the word “adorkable” to describe her. Come to think of it, I kind of want to stab everyone who uses that portmanteau at all; it’s just awkward.

and that’s terrible

25
Oct


It’s also official DC canon, or was, before the great re-boot.

I want to believe it still is, because that’s as many as four tens.

cutout xxi: thrift shop treasures and an extra bonus review

24
Oct

Took the opportunity in the last week to swap some new discs into my car box, ushering in a new population to revisit and review. Some good stuff here, again, largely a cross-section of the 90s, when I was a loyal member of the BMG record club and bought lots of things I might not have otherwise because they were cheap and/or free. Also, this batch includes two discs I rescued from thrift shop obscurity; where used CDs are a buck and change, and I really need to take care to not let my standards slip too far.

For some reason, I hit five again instead of the usual four this time around, so if you’re counting, we’re up to eight-six capsule reviews now…not that anyone’s counting but me.

Mallrats: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack: Mallrats has been, these many years, one of my favorite go-to comedies, even if it’s not the Kevin Smith movie that gets watched the most. It’s a trifle, but at the same time, it’s a lot of good raunchy profane fun. Part of the package, of course, is the film’s soundtrack, which, like a lot of soundtracks, is made up of a cross-section of up-and-comers and indie tunes that the record company associated with the film production company’s parent corporation wants to promote, tied together with one or two tracks from established acts to drive impulse purchases. The big names here are Bush (who doesn’t really bring their “A” game with “Bubbles”) and Weezer, whose “Suzanne” end up as being iconic thanks to playing over the indelible image of Jay and Silent Bob holding hands with an organg utan walking into the sunset. The rest of the soundtrack sounds like a kinda crappy 90s indie record store, but manages to win you over with Belly’s “Broken” and a bunch of clips of dialogue from the movie. This one is actually brand-new to me; I picked it up for a buck or so at a thrift store near my office while looking for Halloween costume components. Not the greatest record, but it’s not bad, and definitely worth more than I paid for it.

Coverdale-Page: David Coverdale has always kind of wanted to be the slightly slicker version of Led Zeppelin with the innumerable versions of Whitesnake he’s fielded over the years, so it makes a poetic sort of sense that he’d eventually hook up with Jimmy Page and lay down some tape of their communal interest in the British electric blues tradition. This record is the result, and in the end, it ends up sounding…a hell of a lot like a Whitesnake record, only without the modern wanky polish of Sykes/Vandenberg/Vai guitar leads. That’s not to say it’s bad; it isn’t terrible at all, it’s just that as nice as Page’s guitar licks are (and no one can deny that Jimmy Page isn’t one of the 20th century’s greatest and most influential guitarists), his heart’s just not really in it here. There’s no iconic “Black Dog”s or “Kashmirs” to be had; it’s all just kind of anonymous. Sure, “Pride and Joy” is a pleasingly bombastic mostly-acoustic blues jam, but on the whole, Coverdale-Page doesn’t manage to even be the definitive best post-Whitesnake british blues record, as it’s not too hard to make the argument that it’s eclipsed by John Sykes’ Blue Murder project.

♦ The Cars – Just What I Needed: The Cars Anthology: A couple of entries ago, I knocked out a paragraph on The Cars’ Greatest Hits, and much of what’s said about that one can be said about most of this collection, a two-disc career retrospective, as this disc is essentially Greatest Hits along with another two dozen or so b-sides, rarities, and album deep cuts. I can’t quite remember the logic behind my buying this completists’ package when I’ve largely been a casual Cars fan, when I already had the single disc greatest hits package. However, it’s still a pretty good listen, serving as a great cross-section of the Cars in their heyday, with a handful of early demos and stuff from the later, less appreciated records like Door to Door. Also, being tailored to the superfan collector, it includes extensive liner notes summing up the band’s career over the course of several thousand words, which makes for interesting reading and gives even the casual fan a new insight into the band during it’s entire run.

♦ Jeffrey Gaines – ’91 Promo EP: This is another piece of history rescued from the same thrift store trip mentioned at the top of this article, a pre-release sampler of five tracks from Gaines’ debut disc on Chrysalis. Gaine was the leading edge of the Harrisburg PA 90s scene, snapping up his major label deal and grabbing a bit of MTV and radio play in the early nineties, before other acts like Live and The Badlees hit the majors. Listening to this disc conjures memories of listening to the local artist spotlight shows on rock radio, which is where I heard most of the tracks off this record; all of which are great examples of the literate singer-songwriter sound that typified the scene, especially standouts like “Hero in Me” and “Headmasters of Mine.” The odd thing about Gaines is that despite my being “present at the scene,” so to speak, I’ve never seen him perform live, thanks to a couple of near misses, one of which being a a blown car water pump keeping me from seeing a free performance by 4 Non Blonds, who ended up cancelling anyway and whose slot was taken up by Gaines. Interestingly, I also missed seeing him about ten years ago in Virginia Beach when his version of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” became a surprise hit. We made it out for the show, but weather or something caused us to leave before he went on, though we had a nice time hanging with opener of that show, Pete Palladino of the Badlees, promoting his solo record during the band’s post-UTDH hiatus.

♦ Natalie Merchant – TigerLily: This record, Merchant’s solo debut after breaking with 10,000 Maniacs, almost feels like two different records. The big commercial singles, like “Wonder” and “Jealousy” sound an awful lot like they could have come right off a 10kM record, what with the bouncing basslines and clean electric leads playing counterpoint to the melody of Merchant’s distinctive and lush vocals. However, a lot of the rest of the record plays differently, there’s a pleasingly anachronistic Regency-by-way-of-torch-song feeling surrounding Merchant’s slower, piano-based offerings, such as the melancholy “Beloved Wife.” What surprised me revisiting this one were the often excellent guitar solos closing out tracks like “I May Know the Word.” This record, in the years since it’s release, has gotten largely mixed reviews, but I’ve always been fond of it, largely because of the pleasant memories of seeing Merchant play tracks from this one live at Lilith Faire in 98 on my honeymoon, and feeling kind of let down at the fact that festival organizer Sara McLachlan was the headliner when Merchant’s set was clearly superior.

boring sitrep

24
Oct

Not much to report this weekend, to be honest. It was, barring a few exceptions, both brief and disconcertingly chronic (which I’m not ready to go into, even obliquely), quiet and relatively stress-free.

I spent a bit of the early part of the weekend running one particular kid to and from school activities, and handled a little shopping and housekeeping on Friday. Sadly, wasn’t feeling all that well on Saturday. Spent a lot of time resting and trying to shake the last remnants of the throat/sinus/chest crud that’s been affecting me and quite a large number of friends and acquaintances these last couple of weeks.

I did half-a-dozen loads of laundry, baked some potatoes, played a little Red Dead Redemption and watched a bit of television. Among other things, I watched the first disc of the BBC’s Being Human, which I can recommend as a lot of fun with some engaging characters, if you can handle occasional bouts of TV-rated gore. Also on the docket was Kevin Smith’s legendary Red State, a film which has a potentially more interesting off-screen story than on. Still, I quite liked it – a bit of a departure from most of the Smith ouvre, and some nice character work from John Goodman.

Hoping this week turns out better…I can see the end of this year’s gruelling travel schedule if I squint at the horizon just right (something like four weeks left, if our early calculations stay true, and the project doesn’t crap the bed and everybody’s leave gets cancelled and the bosses ruin the holidays for everyone (not that I expect that to happen).

And I just learned that this exists, and I expect that it’s probably awesome: Much Ado About Nothing, A film by Joss Whedon based on a play. The existence of this project will probably make for some interesting conversation at this weekend’s Halloween parties.

that just about covers it

21
Oct

I’ve done some talk about the differences between generations a bit in this space over the years. However, I don’t think I’ve ever quite managed hit the nail on the head quite as hard as Mr. Matt Honan has in his post entitled Generation X Doesn’t Want to Hear It.

But that’s okay. Generation X is used to being ignored, stuffed between two much larger, much more vocal, demographics. But whatever! Generation X is self-sufficient. It was a latchkey child…

…Generation X is beyond all that bullshit now. It quit smoking and doing coke a long time ago. It has blood pressure issues and is heavier than it would like to be. It might still take some ecstasy, if it knew where to get some. But probably not. Generation X has to be up really early tomorrow morning…

Generation X is tired.

Yeah, the piece is a little bitter perhaps, and a little bit fatalistic, and a whole lot cynical. But that’s really Generation X, isn’t it?

If you’re of a certain age, or know and love someone of that certain age, I encourage you to read it. You might laugh. But if you don’t, that’s cool too.

friday random ten: “falcon punch” edition

21
Oct

It’s turning into one of those lazy sort of Fridays, where I’m getting a few things done, but really don’t have much ambition about it. The rest of the weekend, other than running a few kids a few places, is looking pretty much the same. I can live with that.

Incidentally, I woke up with a song in my head I haven’t really thought about or heard in probably fifteen or twenty years. I own the cassette somewhere, but owning only one cassette deck, and that one not being particularly portable, I don’t dig into that well much anymore.

However, as it’s still wedged there, I’m going to share it with you now, because I’m generous like that:

With that out of the way, here’s the usual friday random ten:

  1. “Travellin’ Soldier” – Bruce Robinson & Kelly Willis
  2. “Hello City” – Barenaked Ladies
  3. “You’re Still Standin’ There” – Pete, Jeff & Ron (of the Badlees)
  4. “Pirates” – Y Kant Tori Read
  5. “Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner” – September 67
  6. “More Cigarettes” – The Replacements
  7. “Smile” – Ghost of the Robot
  8. “Untitled” – She & Him
  9. “Ninja Gaiden” – Minibosses
  10. “The Truth About Johnny” – The Raveonettes

cutout xx: the enduring power of punk and quirk

19
Oct

For this, the twentieth(!) edition of this little series of mine, I take on a couple of punk-inspired records and the entire bill of the last concert I attended. Enjoy, or not. Doesn’t bother me any.

♦The Ramones – Halfway to Sanity: I remember the Ramones always being there in the deep background growing up – they formed in 1974, the same year I was, and occasionally bubbled through the protective(?) cocoon that kept my childhood universe cut off from so much of pop culture. Somewhere in late elementary school, I managed to see Rock and Roll High School, which kind of blew my mind a little bit; a little bit of that was pre-pubescence reacting to PJ Soles in her tiny underpants, to be sure, but a lot of it was the Ramones appearance in the film and on the soundtrack. I wasn’t sure I liked the music right away (it was rather different than the stuff I heard on local radio), but it was different, exotic, and intriguing. In the years since then, I developed an appreciation for these guys, with their interesting mix of punk and sixties pop. I got my hands on this particular record several years ago as a result of a friend thinning out her CD collection. It’s late period Ramones, which means there’s quite a bit of that pop sensibility mixed in; it’s unmistakable on tracks like “Go Li’l Camaro Go” and especially “Bye Bye Baby,” which might as well have come directly from the mind of Phil Spector. “one two three four!”

♦Flogging Molly – Within A Mile of Home: Strangely enough, I found this band by accident while walking past a display of televisions in Target, which for a while in the 2004-05 time frame were constantly playing the video for “To Youth (My Sweet Roisin Dubh).” The mix of punk and Irish/Celtic styles hooked me pretty quickly, and caused the store to sell at least one copy. The whole disc hits my sweet spot between agressive rock and lilting folk, as there’s plenty of both here; from the rapid, rollicking “Queen Anne’s Revenge” to the maudlin “The Wrong Company.” For someone who’s spent many a weekend at the Ren Faire and many a night in a dive bar watching a rock show, this is just about the perfect fusion, and there’s just something undeniably awesome about layering pennywhistles and bouzoukis over distorted electric guitars.

♦Jonathan Coulton – Artificial Heart: This disc just came out a few weeks ago, and in fact, I don’t even own a physical copy yet, but am due one any time now due to my status as a Level 2 Participant (sadly, I did not pony up enough cash to receive my own personal nemesis). Still, I’ve been spinning the digital download version pretty regularly for the last couple of weeks, and have seen quite a bit of the record performed live over the course of a couple of shows in the last year. Folks who’ve visited this site regularly for the last couple of years probably know by now that I am an unabashed JoCo fan; it’s probably not much of a surprise that I’m enjoying this one. The record itself is, in some ways, more traditional than previous releases, but still retains a lot of that same quirky/nerdy vibe Coulton is known for. Songs aren’t necessarily about traditional subjects, but are always interesting and often beautiful and tend to resonate with folks like me (which makes sense, as Coulton, apart from the whole “internet rock star” thing, is in much the same place in life that I am). The whole record is quite good, but for me, the standouts are the sad and touching “Today with Your Wife,” “Je Suis Rick Springfield,” the sad first person tale of Rick Springfield (or not) attempting to pick up french girls, and “Down Today” with it’s pleasant ukulele and sense of reckless joy.

♦They Might Be Giants – Join Us: This is another disc I just picked up in the last couple of weeks, shortly before seeing the band live last month; and I admit up front that the tons of fun I had at that show, from Ape club to the Avatars of They, may color my current enthusiasm for this record just a little bit (but not too much). This record is the band’s first foray into “adult” music in a few years, and it feels like the Johns had some fun working on more esoteric stuff after living with lots of songs about numbers and science for some time (not that they didn’t have plenty of that all along). There’s a lot to like here, from the straight-ahead electro-pop of “Can’t Keep Johnny Down” and “Celebration” to the refreshing absurdity of “Cloisonne” and “Spoiler Alert.” The whole listening experience is fun, fresh, and often a little confusing, like most TMBG records are. And, as a fan, I think I prefer it that way.

out on the land

17
Oct

I just thought I’d share a snapshot of my weekend:



Just out of frame: Lots of good friends, stories, food, relaxation, and occasional bursts of ukulele music.

friday random ten – “finally found my ‘one hit wonder’ folder” edition

14
Oct

Couple of odd 80s novelties you don’t hear too often in this week’s batch. Kind of a pleasant surprise, all told.

Really, though, I’m just glad to be done for the week, and hope that the weather holds out for this weekend’s camping trip.

  1. “Not The Doctor” – Alanis Morissette
  2. “King of Hearts” – Robert Reilly
  3. “Dope Nose” – Weezer
  4. “Let’s Talk About it” – Dweezil Zappa w Lisa Loeb
  5. “I’m Bound to Pack It Up” – The White Stripes
  6. “Catch Me I’m Falling” – Pretty Poison
  7. “King of the Jailhouse (live)” – Aimee Mann
  8. “Salty South (acoustic)” – The Indigo Girls
  9. “Melt With You” – Modern English
  10. “Runnin’ With The Devil” – Van Halen

wisdom of Steve

13
Oct

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

-Steve Jobs at Stanford’s Commencement Address in 2005

Just a quick addendum to the post the other day about Jobs’ passing. It’s advice worth listening to.

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