The lesser of two weevils
01 Apr
Enjoy your daily meaure of bad puns, most stolen shamelessly from punoftheday.com. Perhaps in reading this, my daughter will understand the concept, through example, rather than simple definition.
- Now matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
- She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
- The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
- How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
- He said I was average – but he was just being mean.
- He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
- A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
- A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny.
- You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. unless of course, you play bass.
This has been the laziest commemoration of April Fool’s Day ever.
Well, except fof fark, they just did the “ph3ar teh p1gz” thing again this year.
