Brilliant!

08 Sep

In what could possibly be the best news ever, doctors finally come around to what we knew all along… A pint of Guinness a day is good for you.

And in other news, upon changing the light fixture in my downstairs bathroom, the only thing the enhanced light is doing for me is showing me how dirty the room actually is. Argh.

Oh, and screw Busch Gardens, I wanna go to Castle Anthrax this weekend.

Science marches on, three steps behind. Gee…“artificial food additives linked to hyperactivity in children“? I could have saved them tons of research money by lending them Andrew and some red candy for a couple of hours.

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