latest poll results

12 Jan

With much fanfare and Bravado, today, the Institute for the Study of Random Stuff Told to Chuck on the Phone during his Lunch Break received the results of a study which will, once and for all, settle a long-standing, heated debate in the disciplines of temporal physics and autovisual transmission which has raged between experts and novices alike for much of the last forty years.

According to 100 percent of toddlers surveyed (from a total sample population size of one), this man is not the “real” Doctor:


NOT REAL.

…but this man is:


REAL.

While further study will continue to be valuable, particularly in the areas of which companion entities manifest as real (a.k.a. “The Mickey Smith Problem”), the relevance of tin dogs in relation to uneven terrain, and,of course, the universal question of “What the Hell Happened to Billie Piper’s Teeth?”, we are pleased to report that this debate, as it stands, has been conclusively resolved, at least until the spring.

Matt Smith, you’re officially on notice.

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